Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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