home. puking in laundry basket.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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