i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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