thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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