i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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