all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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