Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
