Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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