he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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