Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Too much gin, very little bucket
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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