Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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