Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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