i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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