you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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