physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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