it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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