That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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