Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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