So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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