Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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