Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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