puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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