this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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