Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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