Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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