we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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