I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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