Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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