He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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