i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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