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Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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