Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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