I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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