i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
