So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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