I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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