You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Houston, we have a squirter
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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