can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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