Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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