Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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