hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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