i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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