I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
