Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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