So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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