I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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