I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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