haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Rumble strips road head = magical
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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