That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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