jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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